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The Friendly Skies

On a recent flight to San Jose, CA, a mother and her “unruly” 2 year old child son were kicked off of a Southwest Airlines flight.

The crew decided the passengers could not hear the preflight safety announcements due to her son screaming “Go! Plane! Go!” and “I Want My Daddy!”

Wow! I was amazed by this. Thank goodness I had a much more tolerant flight crew on my Southwest flight to Vegas. Just before takeoff Mo announced:

“If the plane crashes, we are all gonna die!”

It didn’t go over too well with the lady in front of us flying for the first time, but no one else seemed to care.

The 38 year old mom booted with her kid was later refunded her money and given a $300 travel voucher.

I would have been happy with a carton of those Biscoff cookies. Man, those things are gooood.


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I'm Thankful…

I am so thankful Thanksgiving is over!

I had a lovely holiday, but if I never see turkey and dressing again for another year, I’ll be fine.

We had a quiet holiday at home. We made all the usual suspects (cornbread dressing, sweet potato souffle, broccoli casserole, gravy, mac n cheese). I always get a turkey breast from Honey Baked Ham. It’s the only turkey I like to eat.

There are some meats I can eat every day: chicken, lobster, shrimp, crab. But to me, eating turkey is like being at a friend’s house for dinner, and they cook something you really don’t like. You eat it to be in the spirit of the meal (or to be polite), but there is no long lasting craving for another helping.

For some reason, I just don’t like the regular turkey. It takes a lot of work and time to prepare one of those big suckers, and I just don’t care for it. Being from the South, fried turkey is a favorite. It’s ok, but honestly, I could do without the turkey and have fried chicken instead. What did the Pilgrims know?!

Mo had fun being my “assistant” in the kitchen. And Bronson chimed in by throwing mixing bowls and measuring spoons.

But, after 1 day of leftovers, I was already ordering pizza (heavy sauce and extra cheese). 

However, the pecan pie, I can eat year round.

Hope you all enjoyed your Thanksgiving. I’m eternally grateful for the unconditional love my boys give me, and the fact that I have finally found the true meaning of “Happy” Thanksgiving.


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Oh Shit!

The household is still feeling the backlash of Mo watching Rush Hour. He seems to have picked up the word and meaning of “SHIT“.

 

Although I am amazed at his proper diction in using the word in proper context (ex: he dropped a lego creation and screamed: SHIIIIIIT!), it is highly inapporpriate for a 5 year old to be screaming obscenities. So, I had to go into action.

Mo was playing outside and and his paper airplanes kept flying into the street. Every time it happened he replied “shit” because he knew he would have to ask me to help retrieve it. I felt it was time for a conversation:

 

 

Me: Mo, saying “shit” is really inappropriate.

Mo: It is? Well, Chris Tucker says it all the time.

Me: Well, Chris Tucker is a grown up, you’re 5.

Mo: Well, Chris Tucker says “never touch a black man’s radio.” Can I say that?

Me:That was a joke honey. It’s not something you need to continue telling your friends and teachers at school.

Mo: Oh. ok.

Me: Can you think of an alternative word you could say when you get frustrated, besides saying “shit”?

Mo: hmmmm…….(thinking)

Me: Think of a more appropriate word that could express your frustration and anger.

Mo: I know! (so proud of himself)….Can I say “dammit”?


Dammit is better than shit, right?

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It takes Two

I always knew when I had kids I wanted to be a stay at home mom. I have loved being around kids ever since I was a child myself. I even dreamed of being a teacher, but changed majors when I found out how much money they make (sorry, I really like to shop, and didn’t want to depend on a man to support me).

When I had Morris in 2004, it was an easy decision to give up my career in physical therapy and marketing. I’ve always strived to be the best at whatever I do. As a competitive person, being a mom, meant I had a new challenge to conquer. I had to be the “best” mom out there. So, I went into overdrive mode. I read every parenting book on the market, I experiemented with all the different parenting techniques, and listened to what the “experts” said on everything from sleep training to breastfeeding.

I became an out of control, control freak. All of Morris’s activities of daily living (feeding, changing, sleeping, bathing, etc) were done by me just so I could ensure nothing would be done “wrong”. It nearly killed me and practically destroyed my marriage. I was nursing 7-10 times a day for the first year, barely had enough energy to brush my teeth, lost all my baby weight and some extra within 4 months (thus dubbed The Olsen triplet by many Angelenos), and had little to no adult interaction for many days at a time.

I almost lost my mind.

Girls Night Out? What was that? Is it when all my girlfriends hang out and pop champagne while I was running into Morris’s room 5x/night to soothe him the second he cried? I never spent one night away from him (sure sounds pathetic now, but I really believed I would be a bad mom if I wasn’t there for him all the time).

Fast forward to 2008. Along comes Bronson. No more manic mommy this time. It wasn’t a pre-meditated decision I made, it just happened naturally. I was much more relaxed.

I realized his brain would stlll grow and develop even if I didn’t play Beethoven and Schubert 24 hrs/day. It wasn’t necessary for his toddler social calendar to be filled daily with playdates and classes. Bronson wasn’t already on mommy and me waiting lists before my placenta was delivered. 

No, Bronson got an old fashioned upbringing: he accompanied me constantly to Morris’s school and social activities. He learned to play at home with pots and wooden spoons while I cleaned the kitchen and got stuff done. And I sleep trained him at 6 months old to learn to soothe himself and sleep through the night.

Don’t get me wrong, I still had my overachiever moments like when I decided I was gonna puree organic vegeatbles every day instead of giving him baby food from a jar (yeah right, that lasted about a month, that food processor quickly got retired to the pantry to rust).

So, for the parents dealing with all the daily decisions we are constantly faced with: RELAX. Your kids will be fine.

 

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Photo Friday

It’s photo Friday.

In the spirit of Halloween, I thought this one would be fun.

You know the drill….give me your best photo caption…

 

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Photo Friday

 

Here’s something new I thought I’d try (READ: I’m getting lazy and tired of writing blogs when I could be on facebook).

Every Friday, I’m gonna post a picture and you come up with the caption in the comment section. Easy right? No rules. Just make it fun!!!!!

 

Here goes:

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The Pill

It’s never too early to teach them about birth control…



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Baby Einstein

 

 

I could have told you watching a dumb video as a baby doesn’t make you a genius. Seriously, do you think my parents had a VCR when I was a baby? Nope. My genius status is innate!

Every parent wants their kid to be smart. No one wants a moron for a kid. But of course, every kid isn’t born a genius, so many companies try to capitalize off of this and the “first time parent syndrome”- where new parents will try any and everything that is advertised to give kids a better life or make them a better/smarter person.

There has been a long time battle brewing between Susan Linn of Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood and the makers of Baby Einstein disputing the educational value of children watching videos at an early age.

Susan’s group contends that ”The Walt Disney Company’s entire Baby Einstein marketing regime is based on express and implied claims that their videos are educational and beneficial for early childhood development,” The lawyers for Campaign for Commercial-Free Childhood issued a letter to The Walt Disney Co. calling those claims “false because research shows that television viewing is potentially harmful for very young children.”

In 2006, Susan Linn’s group went to the FTC with these claims. No action was taken by the FTC, but the word “educational” was dropped from the Baby Einstein marketing campaign. 

On September 4, 2009 Baby Einstein company announced they will refund $15.99 for up to four “Baby Einstein” DVDs per household, bought between June 5, 2004, and Sept. 5, 2009, and returned to the company. The deal enables parents to exchange their video for a different title, receive a discount coupon, or get $15.99 each for up to four returned DVDs, requires no receipt, and lasts until next March 10. 

Baby Einstein said this has always been their custumer satisfaction policy since 1999 and is no form of admission of guilt, only a means to maintain customer satisfaction and stand behind their product.

My parenting philosophy is basically, most things are ok for a child as long as it is supervised and done in moderation. I will be the first parent to admit that I tried to plunker an infant Morris in front of a tv, but he just wasn’t having it. He had ZERO interest with anything  on tv. Drat! (I even had a nice HD flat screen, darn kids are so unappreciative nowadays)…So, we spent many seemingly endless days wrestling on the floor, chasing each other, reading books, and darting from toy to toy as entertainment.

I guess all this “work” was really quality time with my son in disguise. Although the first 2 years of his life were harder than my last 2 years of college, there is no doubt that it helped create the start of our amazing mother/son bond. We have a great connection and I credit that to the creative efforts I had to put in to keep  my short attention span child occupied 14 hours of the day.

If videos work for you, great. As a parent, only you know what’s right for you and your household.Go with your parenting gut. It didn’t work for us, but only by default. Besides, Morris watches so many videos now, he is definitely making up for his lost toddler matinees. 

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Stankin Azz

Mo saw the movie Rush Hour (not my doing) and has been infatuated with the humor of Decatur’s own, Chris Tucker. Check him out saying his favorite Rush Hour one-liners.

Please note, this behavior is not encouraged, but I do laugh when Mo isn’t looking.


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Funky Fresh

Morris decided since his future wife was in his Kindergarten class, it was time to take her a ring. I was shocked at his compassion for his beloved. So, he found the shiniest piece of metal that a quarter could buy and slept with it next to his pillow.

The next day we’re off to school extremely excited, bubble gum machine ring in hand. Mo is ready to profess his love to dear sweet, Nova. I couldn’t wait to hear the juicy details of the engagement at pick up.

Me: Mo, how did it go with the ring? Did you give Nova the ring?

Mo:Yeah, I gave it to her.

Me: Well….what did she say? Did she love it?

Mo: I don’t think so. She gave it away to her best friend.

Me: (I’m crushed) Oh no….honey, I’m so sorry. How does that make you feel?

Mo: I don’t really care. I’m not giving her another ring though. Ever.

Me: (thinking “I could have bought a handful of Skittles with that quarter”) Ok, it’s your choice. Whatever you decide…

Mo: (Silence)…

So, a week goes by and Mo keeps talking about how he doesn’t care that Nova gave his ring away. I walk in the house today, and this is what I see:

My first thought is that Mo picked out his Halloween costume. Nope, he explains that not only did he buy 5 new shiny rings, he got 3 necklaces and plans to wear them to school and “not give Nova any!”.

We’ll see how this one works out, and hopefully he won’t develop a neck and finger rash.


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