Tatts

Justin Beiber And Dad Get Matching Tats

Justin and Daddy Beibs got matching tats. Aww…nothing like father/son bonding…???? 17 year old pop star got the ribcage tat, written in Hebrew. It means “Yeshua,” or Jesus. His manager, Scoot Braun said for Justin, his Christian faith remains a prominent part of his persona. The Beibs says prayers in English and Hebrew before going onstage.(…)

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s Kids Fave Snack

I love kiddie snacks almost as much as my boys: S’mores Goldfish, Doritos, string cheese, and granola bars top our list. They’ve gone thru some weird snack phases that I didn’t really dip my hand in too much like seaweed and carrot applesauce. Nothing compares to what Brangelina’s sons, Maddox and Pax enjoy for munchies:(…)

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Tatted Teens

It has been reported Justin Beiber has a tattoo. Kinda weird since he’s only 16. It’s a small bird on his left hip. Since he’s 16, you might think this is symbolic for his boyish bird chest. Try again. He kinda looks like a bird? Nope… It reportedly represents “bird in flight”.  Many of Beiber’s(…)

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Seeing PINK

A Hollywood couple will be seeing pink soon…or blue. Singer Pink announced on Ellen that she and husband, Corey Hart are expecting. YAY!!!! I love welcoming new moms to the club. She mentioned that her doctor thought it might be a girl and Pink said, “My mom has always wished me a daughter just like(…)

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I’m Stopping At 5

When I was young (naive and didn’t have kids), I said I wanted 4 kids, all boys.

Well, with that theory in mind, I couldn’t let the number of kids equal or outweigh my number of tattoos (I mean come on…who does that?!).

Soooooo….I got another one.

Tat not kid.

I know, I know. I said I was done. Tat not kid. (Well maybe kids, not tats….noooo, maybe I’ll have another one. Wait, this is getting confusing).

Yes, I just got a couple of tats not too long ago.

I think I might need a hobby. This is getting painful. Whoever said tats don’t hurt must have been drunk. Or high. Or really tough.

THIS ONE HURT!

I took a 500 mg Tylenol before I went and it might as well been a Skittle. That thing didn’t do jack!!!!

I suggested to Howard (the best, funniest, and most patient tat guy with a needle) that perhaps his esteemed tattoo parlor should offer “numbing cream” to it’s more fragile cients. By the glare he shot me, you would have thought I suggested he don a tutu and Choos while tatting me. (BTW, I can’t say enough good things about Howard, if you’re ever in Los Angeles, HE IS THE MAN!)

So, here’s my suggestions to tattoo places across the world:

NUMBING CREAM and MARIAH CAREY

The Mariah is for relaxation. Her melodic zillion octave range always has that effect on me.

Oh well, enough of my whining…I made it out alive, but that one put a beating on me.

I’m pretty sure I’d have another kid before I get another tat! At least they give you an epidural.

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Kickette!

One of my favorite sayings is “Game recognizes game”.

When I came across Kickette, I knew I had found my blog bestie!

This site is dedicated to fashion and HAWT SOCCER PLAYERS!!!! Umm….hello! This is the best combo since peanut butter and jelly, Mork and Mindy, Ashford and Simpson.

Their logline is:

“For those who love the players as much as they love the game.”

And they post pics like this:

And i thought Mariah was my only soul sister….these girls at Kickette definitely know their ahem…soccer.

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Spain Loves Me!

It’s official: this guy loves me!

Who is he?

 

  • Full Name: Fernando Torres
  • Squad No: 9
  • Position: Forward
  • Age: 26
  • Birth Date: Mar 20, 1984
  • Birth Place: Fuenlabrada, Madrid
  • Height: 6′ 1” (1.85m)
  • Weight: 174 lbs (78.7 kg)

 

What better way to profess your love for someone than tatting their name on your body?

He has “nora” tatted on his right forearm.

After shielding numerous calls from espn and tmz inquiring about my connection with Torres (not really, I’m totally lying), I did some research and discovered that Nora is the name of his daughter. He has his wife’s name, Olalla on his opposite arm.

Still gotta love it. 

He’s on the far left…note the “NORA” tatt on his right arm

Fernando, his wife, and the “other” Nora

 

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