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7 Year Old Girl Escapes Walmart Kidnap Attempt

9 Feb

Mo and I watch prison shows together.

We talk about child molesters, kidnappers, and criminals.

Some people think I shouldn’t do that.

Bad guys” are real. He needs to know this.

Unfortunately, everyone in the world does not have a kind heart or good intentions.

Recently, Seven-year-old Brittany Baxter was grabbed by a scumbag asshole man at a Walmart in Bremen, Georgia.

She said while looking at Princess and Fairy stuff, a man tried to kidnap her.

Walmart video shows he picked her up and tried to put his hand over her mouth, but she was kicking and screaming. He then dropped her and ran out.

This is some BULLSHIT!

Criminals are bold. In a huge public store, he tried to kidnap this 7 year old child.  SMH.

This brave little girl might have saved her own life.

25 year old Thomas A Woods, was on parole for voluntary manslaughter,he  now faces a charge of attempted kidnapping.

Throw his ass under the jail.

So proud of little Brittney.

Parents, teach your kids about strangers and that if someone violates your child it is ok to spaz out, kick, scream, throw things….anything they need to do to get away.

Our society is too polite. I tell Mo and B to not be afraid to offend or hurt a person’s feelings if they make them uncomfortable or violate them.

Please share this video with your kids and continue to teach them that no one has a right to hurt them.

*Hot Dad Alert*…David Beckham

26 Nov

Here at www.ahotmama.com I pride myself on honoring Smart, Stylish, and Strong Hot Mamas.

But what about the dads? I mean, I wouldn’t want them to feel neglected. And Lord knows I don’t need any equal opportunity lawsuits…

So…I feel compelled to applaud Hot Dad of FOUR, David Beckham.

Ok, ok…I have honored him a couple million times in the past.

But come on, you gotta give him props.

He’s pretty hot at 26 36.

2 tat sleeves, skully, sunglasses, out and about with the kids…THAT’S HOT!

But it’s not just Becks, the entire Beckham clan is oozing HOTNESS.

The kids are so funny and wifey, Vicky B is super gorgeous and always stylin. I seriously love the Beckhams (why don’t they have a reality show???).

Annnnyway….DB and his lil lads Romeo, 9 and Cruz, 6 hit up Brooks Brothers in Beverly Hills on Black Friday.

*PAUSE* the rest of us camp out at Best Buy and Target while the Beckhams shut down Brooks Brothers. lol

Beckham recently celebrated a MLS  Championship Soccer Cup victory with the LA Galaxy.

To add to his daddy cool points, he said he promised to take the trophy to his boys’ school.

Because yes, everyone’s dad brings a MLS Soccer Cup trophy for show and tell. lol

Gotta love those Beckhams!!!!

Dads with skullys and sleeves ROCK!

Minus the wallet chain though…

Dream Jewelry

17 Nov

I love supporting mommy friends in their business ventures.

I told you about yummy cake pops from Lil Bit of Love, and lollipop necklaces from mom of 4, Simone I. Smith…well now I’ve found the perfect bracelets.

I will never forget being in 8th grade and trying out for cheerleading. I was realllly nervous because we didn’t have middle school waaaay back then. Our high school was 8-12 grade. One of the JV cheerleaders, Caroline, was super nice to me and helped ease my fears. It worked. I made the squad. Woo hoo ♥SPIRIT FINGERS♥.

Fast forward many years, Caroline now has a beautiful daughter and a budding jewelry business.

She makes the MOST BEAUTIFUL bracelets.

Her company, Dream Jewelry makes everything handmade using natural gemstones like Tiger Eye, Agate, Turquoise, Labradorite, Lapis, Freshwater Pearls, Swarovski Crystals, and Jade to name a few.

They are absolutely beautiful on her website.

I was blown away when I saw them in person.

The Tahitian bracelet is made with a Agate center and cream beads called Fossil.

Black Onyx Bead with a crystal studded cross.

Since all items are handmade, she custom sized my bracelets for my teeny wrist.

Just in time for the holidays, Dream Jewelry is having a HUUUUGE sale on their website.

Most items are around 50% off their already very reasonable prices.

Check them out and support a wonderful mommy!

Make sure to check out and “LIKE” Dream Jewelry on Facebook.

Here’s a peek at some of Dream Jewelry’s other items:

Pregnant Mom Arrested For Eating Sandwhich

1 Nov

B and I love going to the grocery store.

Grocery shopping is an “outing” for us.

I can’t count the number of times we walk around and munch on Goldfish, Pringles, and freshly fried chicken while we shop.

But hold the chicken salad sandwhich…

Nicole Leszczynski, 28 and her husband Marcin Leszczynski, 33 were grocery shopping with their 2 year old in Honolulu Hawaii. The 30 week preggers mommy and husband opened 2 chicken salad sandwhiches and ate them while they shopped, putting the wrappers aside to pay at checkout.

They purchased about 50 bucks worth of groceries. While leaving the store, they were confronted by Safeway store security and informed they hadn’t paid for the sandwhiches.

Nicole said, ”When the security guard questioned us, I was really embarrassed, I was horrified,”. They were led upstairs, where the couple expected to get a lecture, pay for the sandwiches, and be allowed on their way.

Instead, the couple wasn’t allowed to pay for the sandwhiches, They were arrested and charged with shoplifting. Their 2 year old daughter Zofia was taken away by Child Welfare services for 18 hours while mom and dad were taken to the Pokey.

Nicole, a former Air Force staff sergeant said, ”I didn’t want Zofia to be scared because she’s never spent a night away from us. She didn’t have her stuffed animal. She didn’t have her toothbrush.

This story is crazy!!! How many times have we done this? Or how many times has our child mistakenly taken a toy out of a store without our knowledge?

This mom and her husband are arrested, driven in seperate police cars, mug shots done, and paid $50 bail over an incident that was clearly a mistake!

Meanwhile, some idiot can drunk drive on the streets putting lives in danger and just get written a ticket???

Are you kidding me???

Thumbs down to Safeway.

The couple is charged with fourth-degree theft, a petty misdemeanor, and has a court date on Nov. 28, according to the city prosecutor’s office. The family hasn’t decided whether it will pursue legal action against Safeway.

Sorry to say it, but I hope the couple gets food poisoning from the chicken salad sandwhiches and sues Safeway for being such morons.

In the meantime, mommies, don’t forget to pay for that bag of Doritos you open while shopping…geez.

Tokidoki (Tattoo) Barbie Rocks

21 Oct

collect Barbie dolls.

I have over 50 Barbies.

I am very proud of this.

As a young girl growing up, there weren’t many dolls that physically resembled me. Most of them were blonde hair and blue eyes.

However, over time Barbie has evolved and now celebrates many different characteristics and beauty in women.

I respect and appreciate this.

At one point, the term “Barbie” was used to refer to a woman that fit a neat, clean, and pretty mold. A woman called a “Barbie” was often a woman looked at having a pretty face and perfect body, and nothing more.

I am proud that the people of Mattel have helped to evolve this label over time.

Barbie can now be seen in so many different lights: glamorous, smart, career minded, successful, motherly, fashionable, and even slutty.

Barbie is an astronaut, President, college graduate, mother, athlete, Air Force pilot, teacher, police officer, physician…the list goes on and on.

Isn’t this more realistic for women?

I don’t know any women who aspire to be seen as a mindless pretty face and perfect body.

Women of 2011 express themselves, assert themselves, and educate themselves.

When I heard about Mattel’s new doll, Tokidoki Barbie (also called Tattoo Barbie) I was super excited.

I’m a tat lover, and I see so many moms who love tattoos also. Tats are becoming more common and many women are expressing themselves with tattoos. They’re not just for truckers and sailors!

Of course there is criticism of this doll by some parents.

They’re upset about the message of tattoos, pink hair, and a mini skirt.

Get over it…this doll rocks!!!

The more images our children see of women celebrated for different kinds of beauty, they more accepting and open minded they will grow up to be.

That to me is the true beauty of Barbie.

This doll is sold and marketed to adult clientele on the Barbie Collector website. With a price tag of $50, it clearly isn’t something a preteen’s allowance would easily afford.

I applaud Mattel for showcasing various kinds of beauty in women.

I can’t wait to get my hands on Tokidoki Barbie Doll.

Rock on Mattel…

Stella McCartney Miracle Dress

29 Sep

Halleluyer for modern discoveries.

Many fashion trends have been created to help women disguise shape our bodies.

This is especially helpful after having a baby.

The Miracle Bra helped boost our boobies. Spanx helped to trasform our surplus flubber.

Well now, there is the Bicolour Octavia A.K.A the Miracle Dress created by mommy of 4, Stella McCartney (sons Miller Alasdhair James Willis (born 2005) and Beckett Robert Lee Willis in London (born 2008); and daughters Bailey Linda Olwyn Willis (born 2006) and Reiley Dilys Stella Willis (born 2010).

The fitted garment owes its slimming effect to clever color-blocking – panels of contoured, colored stretch fabric in the front and back, and stretchy black panels at the sides. The black panels are barely visible, which forces the eye to focus only on the contrasting panels – giving the wearer the illusion of having a more slender, yet more curvy figure.

Trickery at it’s best!!!!

Who needs lipo when there is color blocking????

Celebs like Kate Winslett (Hot Mama), Nicole Scherzinger, Liv Tyler (Hot Mama), Gloria Estefan (Hot Mama), and La La Anthony (Hot Mama) have been spotted rocking the colorblock shaping frock.

Stella (daughter of Beatles great, Paul McCartney) really outidid herself.

The Miracle Dress retails for $1,595 and is listed as out of stock on her website.

For you B.O.Bs (Ballers on a Budget) like myself, knockoffs of the dress are already available.

UK-based retailerTopshop, a favorite of Kate Middleton’s, offers a chocolate and cappuccino dress for $84.

Bebe offers its own $69 version, complete with “body-embracing stretch.”

Missoni For Target

14 Sep

There has been a huge fusion in the fashion world.

The high end Italian design house, Missoni has collaborated with Target to develop a line of 400 items. The Missoni family viewed the deal as a way to bring one of Italy’s best-known luxury brand names to a wider audience.

Missoni knit wear typically retails for more than $1,000 in boutiques and luxury department stores.

At Target, most items were less than $40 and included knit dresses, cardigans, rain boots, shoes, bedding, lingerie, luggage, dinnerware, stationary, and iPod covers. Most items featured Missoni’s famous zig -zag print.

The success of the Missoni line has been unprecedented. Target did a huge campaign advertising in Vogue, Fashion Week, and Fashion Night Out. I don’t think anyone could anticipate how popular this was gonna be.

Here’s an example of the savings consumers are being offered by purchasing Missoni at Target.

Banded V-Neck Dress at Bergdorf Goodman’s and Neiman Marcus $1,490

Missoni for Target Sleeveless Sweater Dress- Multicolor Zigzag Print $54.99

Luxury designers doing more moderately priced lines for retailers is very popular. Missoni isn’t the 1st line.  Architect Michael Graves was one of the 1st at Target over 10 years ago. He put his signature flair on teapots and toasters.

Ana Sui, John Paul Gaultier, Rodarte, and Issac Mizrahi followed suit with their own Target lines.

Other retailers have jumped on board. Kohl’s Corp. partnered with designer Vera Wang, Wal-Mart Stores Inc. did a deal with Norma Kamali, and H&M has offered limited editions from Roberto Cavalli Jimmy Choo, and Karl Lagerfeld.

Soooo….being the B.O.B (Baller On a Budget) that I am, I had to see the Missoni line for myself.

I dropped Mo off at school and Bronson and I headed to our local Target. As I pulled into the parking lot, a sea of Range Rovers, Bentleys, and Mercedes Benz greeted me. A huge shift from the Toyotas and Kias I normally see in the parking garage.

As soon as I walked in, I saw a huge cluster of women, mostly clad in designer duds, full makeup, huge diamonds, and Chanel bags. I’m no fashion heavyweight, but I do have a great appreciation for nice things…ON SALE, of course. These were the women who prolly frequented Neimans and Saks and never looked at a pricetag. Or the women who were dressed up and pretending to fall into this category.

What were they doing on my turf??? Isn’t the purpose of the Missoni for Target line to appeal to a DIFFERENT audience??? But hey, times are hard and everyone is looking for a deal these days.

The scene felt worse than Black Friday. The racks had already been cleared by the money saving mavens. I arrived at 8:30 and many of the women had lined up since 7AM for the the 8 AM opening. The only remnants of the Missoni line was billboards and empty shelves.

Target employees gradually brought out more items and they were instantly mobbed by these “classy” women. There were 3 security guards on hand and 2 of the ladies were arrested on site for fighting over the Missoni items. ( I would love to see those Biatches clad in a L.A County orange jumpsuit…a far cry from Missoni). Many of the women complained of hair pulling, shoving, and scratching.

I witnessed store employees being berated and yelled at for not having enough inventory. I saw 2 security guards getting cursed out for being “in the way”. A lot of these women were out of control and downright obnoxious with their self entitled attitudes.

***NEWSLASH*** You are in Target. Simmer down with the snobbiness. Go buy a Coke and some candles on Aisle 12 and REALX!

I was sad I missed the great deals but happy to be part of the action. This was fashion history to me, but I refused to partake in treating store employees and other people as inferior to get a deal on a designer sweater.  I strolled by customers who proudly smirked as I admired their Missoni bargains in their buggy.

Then 3 things happened that re-assured me the nice guy doesn’t always finish last.

1. As Bronson and I were playing in the kid section (far away from the Missoni displays) a Target employee walks by with a box. He admires Bronson then informs me his cardboard box is filled with Missoni glasses that are about to go on the shelves in the war zone 1 floor below. He gives me 1st dips. SCORE!

2. As I’m looking for a backpack to Mo (far away from the Missoni displays) another store employess points out about 2o untouched Missoni carry on luggage bags just sitting untouched on the secluded aisle. I couldn’t believe my good fortune. I thanked the employee, grabbed Mo’s backpack as well as one of the Missoni carry ons. SCORE!

3. In need of a couple of tshirts, I wander into the women’s department. The Missoni mob is nowhere in sight bc they are all staked outside the warehouse and shipping doors impatiently waiting for more items. Just as I’m eyeing some $10 tees, a security guard I previously chatted up about all the craziness taps me on the shoulder and informs me a shipment of Missoni sweaters was just put on the floor from. I politely grab one in my size. SCORE!

Then I spot a mom like me, 2 kids in tow, sweatpants, dirty shirt, disheveled hair, no makeup, but a HUGE friendly smile. She’s the 1st Missoni hunting shopper I meet with kids present. I quickly direct her to the sweaters and luggage. She is so appreciative of the finds and goes on to tell me these are her 1st designer items and she never thought in a million years she’d be sporting a designer line she’d seen so many times on tv and the red carpet.

She and I walk past the Gucci clad angry mob and flash a huge smile to them as they side eye our Missoni bargains in our buggies.

I am thankful to Missoni and Target for giving me and this mom an opportunity to indulge our designer taste on a B.O.B budget.

Nike Pro Combat College Uniforms

13 Sep

Calling all football fashionistas…

I so LOVE it when FOOTBALL and FASHION unite.

Every year, brands like Nike, Under Armour, and Adidas design new uniforms for some colleges.

2011 has been really great bc Nike kicked off 2 major games of the season designing 3 out of the 4 team unis for the NCAA football opening weekend.

As with fashion, there are always a plethora of fashion police.

None of opening 3 seemed to be fan favorites. In order, I’d rank them UGA, Oregon, then Boise State.

Georgia, Boise State and Oregon were just the beginning though. Nike has unleashed the combat uniforms for Michigan State, LSU, Ohio State, Stanford, Navy and Army that will be worn this fall.

It should come as absolutely no surprise that my fave is LSU. Here’s what the boys will be wearing when we put a whipping on Auburn:

It’s all about the Eye of the Tiger!

Fans can purchase Nike Pro Combat gear on Nike’s site after October 10.

Here are the unis for lame Michigan State, Ohio State, Stanford, Navy and Army
…For me, it’s all about the gloves…You guys be the judge:

…and people say chics just watch football for the uniforms. :)

Simone I. Smith Lollipop Necklace

9 Sep

So…I told you how Simone I. Smith has THE BEST hoop earrings in the world.

WELLLLL….she continues to go after my heart.

My new fave Simone creation is her Lollipop charm necklace.

Simone I. Smith teamed up with the American Cancer Society to introduce “A Sweet Touch of Hope.

This stylish lollipop charm will help raise funds and awareness to help save more lives from cancer, a disease that affects everyone in some way. In 2004, Simone was diagnosed with stage III chondorosarcoma- a rare form of cancer. Her treatment required an invasive surgery that altered the appearance of her lollipop tattoo. “It literally looks like someone took a bite out of it,” says Simone. Inspired by her experience, the lollipop now represents Simone’s journey to getting well and staying well, and has sparked a desire to help other cancer survivors.

10% of the purchase price will be contributed to the American Cancer Society.

They come in jeweled enamel ($100) and crystal($300).

So….being the LSU fanatic that I am, I went with the purple Amethyst Crystal 18K Gold over Sterling Silver. This will compliment all my LSU gear quite nicely.

Many women like to buy the birthstone of their kids or themselves, but since I’m really just a dude trapped inside a super hot female body, of course I go with my fave sports team colors. I am looking to add The Citrine birthstone to complete the purple and gold look (ahem…).

I also got a sneak peek at some new items coming out in her line. She has incorporated some wood embellishments into the collection as well as lots of purple (Woo Hoo…GEAUX Tigers!).

I love this line and I love supporting Simone. She’s a wonderful Hot Mama to 4 beautiful kids.

She has such a great story many moms can relate to, having spent many years raising her children and supporting her husband’s career. Now she has launched her own line of jewelry.

And well…she’s an Aries like me, so that garners instant approval!

Look for her line in stores and you can shop online as well.

Carry Your Own Bags

5 Sep

Since the new school year is around the corner, I took Mo school shopping.

Oh, how he dreaded being torn apart from his Wii, Beyblades, and soccer ball.

He protested and said all his clothes from last year were just fine and didn’t want new ones.

Geez…couldn’t believe how much my kid didn’t wanna go to the mall and spend time with his super uncool mom.

In true Mr. Simplicity fashion, he picked out the first things he saw at the 1st store we walked past.

I bribed took him go to one more just for variety.

So as we’re walking to get our celebratory Wetzel Pretzels, we have this convo:

MO: Why am I da only kid in da whole mall carrying my own bags?!

ME: Bc yur mom is from the South.

MO: *rolls eyes*

ME: *Smacks his big head*

Then it dawned on me… my kids need more responsiblity.

I live in a world where kids have nannies and hired help from an early age. So many children around me are catered to by adults and given their way with just one tiny wimper.

I grew up in a traditional middle class home. I had a job since I was 15 years old til I was 30 and had my 1st son.

I had chores, a curfew, and good manners.

Good behavior wasn’t rewarded, it was expected.

So, why is it that my 7 year old is questioning the fact that he has to carry his own bags (filled with new clothes so he looks nice for 2nd grade!).

I’m not carrying your bags, YOU ARE!

Umm…just bc I am your mom, it does not make me Hazel, Benson, or Mr. Belvedere.

Mo goes on to tell me how mean I am and how NONE of his friends have to do chores.

As a parent, it’s up to us to keep strong in our values. Hold tight to what you believe and enforce it in your name.

Just because it’s deviant from what is around you, doesn’t mean you’re doing something wrong!

Trying to consolidate into 1 bag

Fix your face young man

Much better!!

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