Poo-Pourri Works!

Everyone knows I have a love of flatulence.

Being a mom of 2 boys, there is always wind breaking somewhere.

Where there’s wind, there’s usually a storm to follow…AKA POOP.

Since I often openly discuss my life and it’s poop filled adventures, a friend of mine gave me a bottle of Poo-Pourri.

I thought I had tried every air freshener, candle, incense made but Poo-Pourri blew me away!!!

Basically, what you do is spritz a spray before you sit on the throne. Poo-Pourri works as a funk forcefield. No one will ever know that your shit stanks. Literally.

Air fresheners never really work to me, it just makes your bathroom smell like cinnamon apple flavored poop.

Poo-Pourri wipes out funk like it never happened.

Trust me, I’ve put my little bottle to the test. I’m talking Thai food, fried food, bean bowls, onion casseroles, all you can eat buffets…you name it, I ate it…Poo-Pourri masked it.

Don’t take my word for it, the good smelling folks of Poo-Purri are so certain it works, they offer an unconditional 30-day money back guarantee.

All you Prissy Poopy Pants reading this saying “I can’t believe she’s talking about farting & pooping” this product is for you! You’re the main ones who act like you don’t fart or excrete bowel movements. Pop the Poo-Pourri in your Prada and poop away!

There’s no harmful chemicals, it’s a A Citrus Fresh blend of Lemongrass, Bergamot, Grapefruit and other natural essential oils, and it truly smells amazing.

You’ll want a bottle for every bathroom, your purse, the Mom who’s always on the John, the Hostess with the mostest poop, you will be hooked!!!

Poop on…


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