This doesn’t mean much to me.
I’m usually home with the boys and asleep shortly after the East Coast New Year’s Eve celebration.
Yes, lame, I know.
But I’m not a partier or clubber. I hate dressing up. I don’t drink.
Oh, and it’s cold outside.
Buuut, for those of you bringing the New Year in with a bang, here’s a tip to help keep you and many others safe.
All you have to do is call (800) 400-4AAA, and a tow truck will show up to drag both your vehicle and your drunk ass home for FREE.
You don’t have to be a AAA member to call for the complimentary tow. Availability varies from state to state so double check before the libations start flowing.
The service runs from 6 p.m.-6 a.m.
Don’t get too excited and think they’re gonna transport your entire crew to continue New Year’s festivities at your crib.
The service does not include rides for passengers and is restricted to a one-way, one-time ride for the driver. For distances longer than seven miles, drivers will be expected to pay the normal rate charged by the tow truck operator.
Have fun everyone, but be safe. Oh, and don’t forget to drunk tweet/facebook!