Jessica Alba is expecting her 2nd child.
Many people say that she is very “GREEN” and environment conscious, so it was no surprise that she went the “do it yourself” baby shower route rather than the whole over the top celeb baby shower routine.
I think it’s great to love Mother Earf and all, but umm….if I get pregnant again, the last thing I wanna be doing while I’m 50 pounds heavier and battling heartburn and hemorrhoids is sitting around with my gal pals creating paper lanterns adorned with butterflies, constructing glittering water lilies out of paper, and making flower baskets with paper flowers and homemade dragonflies. Ummm….that would be a giant NEGATIVE.
I would have walked in and been like, “Biatch pleazzze…you better call Honor’s friends over for an arts and crafts playdate.”
But hey…no one argues with a pregnant woman. It looks like she really enjoyed her Summer Art Camp Baby Shower. However, I bet when her girlfriends left they went and got hammered.


















