As a parent I feel like if your kids think you’re cool, then you’re probably not doing your job.
BUT, the other day I earned some major cool points with Morris.
As we’re walking in the airport I notice a group of friendly, perky girls. A few of them gave me a nice glance and I smiled back. Of course my horny 5 year old noticed them first and I caught a glimpse of him looking at me to see if I was looking at what he was just looking at…the girls.
I didn’t think much about it until Morris got quiet. REALLY quiet. This is highly abnormal for him. We’re talking about a kid that had just finished asking me “If you could save yourself or the whole neighborhood from a fire, who would you save? And you can’t say everyone. That’s cheating”
So my mommy light bulb went off…..I worked my magic, and here’s the result:
Yes, my little Morris is happily nestled between the Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders.
2-4-6-8 Who do we appreciate? MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY!