I must really love you guys.
I went deep into the trenches for ya’ll.
I was forced into sampling over 10 different milkshakes and an onslaught of homemade pastries.
The theme was “What a Milkshake Says About Your Personality.”
This was up Mo’s alley, so I figured I’d earn some cool points and take him.
I had more fun than he did.
He ended up playing with a slinky the whole time.
What on Earth was my kid doing???!!!
So much for my trusty assistant.
It was my mission to try all the milkshake flavors so I could report accurately to you guys.
The result of my milkshake/personality test:
Salted Caramel: For a person who is sassy and sweet.
Really? ME, sassy? Obviously, sweet, but sassy? NEVER!
Ironically, this is the absolute last one I tasted. I avoided it because I hate salt and thought it would be gross. It wasn’t. It was much better than gross. It was great.
I want one now.