Whose Kid Is This?

Morris has been getting on my nerves lately.

He’s in a really annoying stage and I can’t wait for it to pass.

We are WAY beyond “you’re not the boss of me.”

This is what I’ve been putting up with lately:

It’s MY body and I can do what I want (after I smacked his hand from creeping down my blouse).

This is MY playroom and I make the rules in here (after trying to punch a hole in the wall to see if he could see into the neighboring room).

These are MY words and I choose to call that stupid boy a “douche”.

I earned these dollars doing hardwork and I can throw them on you like rain if I want (this is wrong on SOOOOO many levels. Flattering, but wrong).

Where, oh where do I start?

I heard of the “terrible 2’s”, but no one warned me about the 5’s.


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