I'm Effin Perfect

15 May

I was talking to a friend the other day and she was a little frazzled with all the pressures of being a mom. She has 2 kids and said:

Her: Nora, how do you do it?

Me: Do what?

Her: Raise 2 kids, but seem so put together. You never make any mistakes, your kids are good boys, you always seem to be so organized and calm.

Me: Really? That’s what you think.

Her: You just seem so PERFECT. Like you never screw up. Sometimes, I’m so tired I just can’t find time to clean the house, help the kids with homeowork, be a wife AND mother.

 

So, obviously her sleep deprivation has clouded her judgement and rendered her delusional. I am by no means perfect, nor do I strive for perfection. I just take it day by day and try to do the best for my kids. 

So, if this is your idea of perfection, then I’m proud to say: I’M EFFIN PERFECT!

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8 Responses to “I'm Effin Perfect”

  1. lamom May 15, 2009 at 3:57 PM #

    IS THAT A BED UNDER THERE?

  2. Anonymous May 15, 2009 at 4:10 PM #

    Put me in that perfectionclub too. Laundry, dishes, trash, everything is piled up at my house. BUT my kids are well taken care of and happy.

  3. headhotmama May 16, 2009 at 12:08 PM #

    YES! That’s a bed under that mountain of clothes, and no telling what else.

  4. headhotmama May 16, 2009 at 12:08 PM #

    The important thing is that the kids are happy. Hopefully they’ll be able to help with all those chores soon, and then you’ll be happier too.

  5. pradamama May 16, 2009 at 12:17 PM #

    Well, on the upside, at least some of it is folded.

  6. Sherica Stanley Thomas May 16, 2009 at 4:01 PM #

    Hey  How did you get into my house and take that picture?  LOL
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     

  7. pradamama May 17, 2009 at 4:50 PM #

    I’ve realized this is just part of being a mom. :-)

  8. headhotmama May 17, 2009 at 11:28 PM #

    That’s what I like to hear. Now, I know I’m not the only one…

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