When did I become a waitress? It seems like lately, all I hear is:
“Moooom, I want some milk”
“Moooom, can I have my favorite pasta?”
“Moooom, can I have hot fresh oatmeal for breakfast?“
“Oops, moooom. I spilled.”
Lately, my life seems to be revolving around food and the kitchen, but not in a good way.
I’m always packing a snack/lunch, going grocery shopping, steaming/cooking baby food, washing dishes, wiping off tables and placemats, making bake sale/potluck contributions, and picking Cheerios up off the floor.
Now, I know why they laundry never gets done.
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Don’t forget you alwasy have to have service with a smile.
of course you’re a fucking waitress.. and a maid.. and a chauffeure (however you spell that stupid word).. and everything else you never knew being a mom would make you.
thank god you’re still hot. lol
ROFL….and a 24 hour playdate…
You are so funny. Everyone go to Jennster’s blog.
I thought the whole point of having kids (well, ok, not the WHOLE point) is so that they can do stuff for YOU! Last time I was over, after we got back from running errands (“why do we ALWAYS have to run these missions, MO-na?!?”)….
Mona – opens car doors, opens gate, brings in dinner, brings in groceries, brings in fish food, brings in smoothies
Mo – “has the game started??” and leaves Mona’s iPhone in backseat…..
Hee hee. The other day when I picked Mo up from school we got home and I carried in B (in his infant seat), the keys, my bag, Mo’s art projectS from school, his lunchbox, and a bag of groceries. I told Mo not to forget his juice box, and he YELLED at me: “WHY DO I HAVE TO CARRY EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME?!” I just looked at him and couldn’t help from laughing.
Kids are a built in workout. I’m constantly running around, as you see all the time. I barely sit down until they are asleep.
Just remind him to tip for the good service.