What do you do when your kid gets bored of playing eye spy, I’m thinking of a number, and paper/scissors/rock/lightsaber(somehow that last one got added in)?
You invent a new game.
Morris thought of one called “Raise Your Hand.”
It goes something like this:
Morris: I’m gonna say something and if you did it, you raise your hand.
Me: Ok, this sounds fun.
Morris: Raise your hand if you have stinky farts (we both raise our hand).
Me: Raise your hand if you love your mommy (we both raise our hand, one quicker than the other).
Morris: Raise your hand if you have a penis (obviously, only one of us raised our hand).
Me: Raise your hand if you love Bronson (2 hands up).
Morris: Raise your hand if your mom’s a jerk.
Me: Morris! You can’t say stuff like that.
Morris: (laughing)…Ok, I have a good one…Raise your hand if you want to go get a cupcake, popsicle, and smoothie.